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i.a.m.a.l.w.a.y.s.r.i.g.h.t
INTERESTING AND MIND-BOGGLING ADVICE 
LEADING WHAT ATTENTION YOU SOUGHT INTO GENEROSITY, HAPPINESS AND TRUTH

(an advice column)

Welcome to I.AM.A.L.W.A.Y.S.R.I.G.H.T., the advice column with that little something special: 

  • Are you having difficulty navigating your life?  
  • Do paradoxes throw you into bouts of existential depression? 
  • Are cultural biases and societal norms keeping you down? 
  • Do most of the people you come across appear to be "sleeping" or "dead-inside"?
  • Have you been personally damaged by the lie that logic is more valuable than any other human asset?
  • Do you feel you just aren't developing emotionally or spiritually as consistently as you'd like?
  • Do you sometimes feel  that the term "Reality" is often used in place of the word "Wretched"?
  • Are you unconvinced that all that exists can be proven in terms your human brain is capable of understanding?
  • Do other people--their choices and actions--appear just plain nuts?
  • Do you secretly hope for the Fall of the Government, the Zombie Apocalypse or a Globalwide Natural Disaster?  

Then this is the advice column for you! Take a chance, spin the wheel, see what bewildering randomness* might open you to a whole new perspective on existence, community and the divine!
*Credit to Tool; song: Lateralus; album: Lateralus

Here's how it works:


the national zoo, in washington, d.c. defines "thinking" like this: If "plan a" fails, can you conceive of and implement "plan b"?

it has been said that "insanity" can be defined by an inability to see the whole; making choices and taking action on only a fraction of information.

Is your thinking insane? Let's find out! 


Submit a question, share a story, observe something and send it to the advice column iamalwaysright in the box below. your submission will be ANALYZED and pondered by a panel of one. The panel will then respond as it sees fit.



good luck!

I.A.M.A.L.W.A.Y.S.R.I.G.H.T. has started anew! 
Please submit your letters and let me tell you what I think I know about your life!

    Attention: Iamalwaysright

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POLICY OF ANONYMITY: Rest assured, none of your private information will be published or revealed. You will be notified if your submission is to be published in IAMALWAYSRIGHT.

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