i.a.m.a.l.w.a.y.s.r.i.g.h.t
INTERESTING AND MIND-BOGGLING ADVICE 
LEADING WHAT ATTENTION YOU SOUGHT INTO GENEROSITY, HAPPINESS AND TRUTH
(an advice column)

Welcome to I.AM.A.L.W.A.Y.S.R.I.G.H.T., the advice column with that little something special: 

• Are you having difficulty navigating your life?  
  
• Do paradoxes throw you into bouts of existential depression? 
• Are cultural biases and societal norms keeping you down? 
  
• Do most of the people you come across appear to be "sleeping" or "dead-inside"?
  
• Have you been personally damaged by the lie that logic is more valuable than any other human asset?
  
• Do you feel you just aren't developing emotionally or spiritually as consistently as you'd like?
  
• Do you sometimes feel  that the term "Reality" is often used in place of the word "Wretched"?
• Are you unconvinced that all that exists can be proven in terms your human brain is capable of understanding?
• Do other people--their choices and actions--appear just plain nuts?
• Do you secretly hope for the Fall of the Government, the Zombie Apocalypse or a Globalwide Natural Disaster?  

Then this is the advice column for you! Take a chance, spin the wheel, see what bewildering randomness* might open you to a whole new perspective on existence, community and the divine!

*Credit to Tool; song: Lateralus; album: Lateralus

Here's how it works:


the national zoo, in washington, d.c. defines "thinking" like this: If "plan a" fails, can you conceive of and implement "plan b"?

it has been said that "insanity" can be defined by an inability to see the whole; making choices and taking action on only a fraction of information.

Is your thinking insane? Let's find out! 

Submit a question, share a story, observe something and send it to the advice column iamalwaysright in the box below. your submission will be ANALYZED and pondered by a panel of one. The panel will then respond as it sees fit.


good luck!

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